Tuesday, April 25, 2006

-*- Eurold Tour....  
Just back from the briefing for the Europe tour I'm going on, in May... Been kinda looking forward to it for the entire day.. Was talking to the loserish, karma-struck duo and YY-神 about it.. Today is the first time I'll be seeing my tour members whom I will be spending SIXTEEN days with.. In sixteen days, many exciting things will happen, including romantic boat rides in Venice, enchanting views at Paris Eiffel, scenic valley drives in Switzerland, tours of magnificient historic monuments and architecture, and many many more..

Sixteen days of such romance, adventure, and fantasy... AND NO CUTIES!!!

~WAILS~


WHY NO CUTIES!!!!!!

And what is worse than no cuties???
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*braving the risk of being struck by karrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrma*
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ALL OLDIES!!!!


And I'm not being mean! It's the truth!!! *not telling lies is one criteria of good karrrrrrma*

Seriously, my parents were the youngest old people there!!! There are people who are as old as (my guess) 65!! Or maybe even older!!! *smacks head*

I mean seriously, I had expected the tour mates to be you know, yes, perhaps old like 50, BUT WITH SONS (or daughters)!!! WHERE ARE THEIR SONS (err, and their daughters)?!?!?!?!? Grrrr... HAIZ!!!

A little voice inside my head: "Don't worry Zee, MAYBE they are mugging at home.... They WILL be there........"


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*more composed* I have a 10-in-36 chance... It's a group of 36, only 20 odd people were there today.... The rest were mugging, perhaps?? *pray hard*

Anyway, I shall try to be more upbeat about it.. I AM gng EUROPE (EurOLD)after all lah.. Can't complain.. Haiz..

*PRAY*

Eurold Tour.... - 

jazzi craved @ 9:24 PM

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Friday, April 21, 2006

-*- By DEMAND.  
After I have posted the GROGROUS picture of D, many have sent in their complaints.. Too fugly a picture perhaps??

So he FORCE-SENT me a few of his well, MORE normal pictures... One of the photos was actually named "FINALLY A PLEASANT FACE"!!

OBVIOUSLY he really couldn't find any nice pictures of himself.. Let's not fault him for it la.. He is, after all, my fugly idol...

So after he FORCE-SENT me the fugly pictures, he COMMANDED me to change the picture in the previous post.. But since I wurve him so much, this post is dedicated SOLELY to him (Lucky for you Chris! ;p)..

To fugly Darryl D Bum!! Enjoy!



By DEMAND. - 

jazzi craved @ 4:45 AM

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

-*- It's been a long module...  
NM3217, a module I have developed a love-hate relationship with..

A module from the recently renamed CNM dept, Publications Graphics and Design. It's quite a killer module, we have to do a lot of assignments, all of which more or less leading up to the grand finale, our Individual Final Project...

To cut the story short, sweat and blood for this module.

But I think I enjoyed the module quite a lot, mostly because

1) it's WEBCAST.

2) it's ALL about playing the computer! Software programmes we learn include Photoshop, InDesign, Dreamweaver.. Every week in labs, another most-used programme will be Windows Messenger!! Hahah it's like a major chatting session every week!

3) I have fantabuloustic friends in the module; manly mainly Jojo, Jono and Darryl.. But there are also often-MIA-and-not-in-same-lab Lizard and Kos...

Talking about fantabuloustic friends, I have to thank them a lot.. Especially JOJO and DARRYL... I wurve them lots!! My Master in Photoshop and my Naggy Idol...

Jojo ---

The ever-ANAL woman who never stops improving the visuals of my many assignments in the module! She, the more-perfectionistic-than-me perfectionist, nitpicking on the littlestest details in my Newsletter, my Flier, my Poster, my Brochure, my EVERYTHING... All for MY OWN GOOD... And seriously, my stuff actually turned out a lot better than if she wasn't there detailing them... She is really my Shen(2)!! *hails*

AND the best thing about her? She is UBER encouraging! Her compliments are soooo sincere somemore (heh)!! She says my brochure looks quite professional!! *beams* And she also said that my website doesn't look too bad! Hehe that's REALLY a compliment for my standard!!

Jojo, I WURVE U LOTSSS!!! REallly!! Thanks for being "sweet", "endearing", "exciting", "so clever!", and "CUTE"!! Hee. AND THanks for going through so much shit with me, and accommodating to me all the time, pei-ing me to lunches and skipping your lectures.. Thanks for being ANAL-ITIC!!! Muack!!

D, Darryl ---
(sorry it's impossible to find a picture of someone who doesn't take pictures...)

My Naggiest Idol!! The neverending nagging of his, telling me what is due and what is supposed to be done, Scolding me and COMMANDing me to go look at the stupid website for information and then Telling me what to do anyway.. Reminding me about the assignments by just abruptly talking about them (even though I know zilch about the assignments being due soon...).. In a very subtle way, he really helped me a lot! I was so reliant on him for this final project thingie as well that I think I irritated him a bit.. Haha sorry for that, D.. But thanks for being patient with me the module-idiot.. You are my idol after all you know.. Although that's like a title you gave yourself..

Best thing about him? He sends me EVERY assignment after he's done them (way in advance I might add), although sometimes he is forced into doing it.. By me of course.. I'm "ba dao".. But he sends me his assignments ANYWAY.. Despite saying I'm ba dao and everything..

So don't deny it, Darryl, you love me lots too! *bashful* Hee.. But really, THANKS SO MUCH BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! ;)

Another reason why I pseudo-love this module: I'm UBER-PROUD of the product of this module... My "baby".. Actually, my major baby no. 2.. No.1 was of course the MKT3420 project a.k.a 3M Command World Wonder Campaign! Hehe.. That was my most happiestestest project in my entire Uni life.. BUT, this is something I'm proud of too.. Not as much, WAY less actually, BUT still very proud..

Here here, take a look..

My Brochure
Front

Pretty Version of the Back

Ugly but handed-in version of the Back

The Front, Folded


My Poster



My Website
The Homepage

The Second Page


Ta-dAH! Those are the fruits of the whole week's labour! I managed to cramp everything into the week! Started last Thursday and SUBMITTED TODAY! Hee So exciting! And Vin was there to witness the highly-anticipated submission ceremony!!

Being the Vain me, I cannot resist taking picture of the product of this whole week's effort.. So I forcibly SNATCHEd Vin's mobile and started snapping away.....

My Website (printed hard copies + CD-Rom) in a clear folder

My A3 Poster + Brochure in a clear plastic holder

The two Envelopes: one containing some other printed stuff; the other where I put EVERYTHING in.. ;)

Everything and Everything!!


So that is it! My project.. VEry Final Project of my Entire Uni Life.. Submitted on April 19, 2006.. If I weren't this tired, I would feel sad and depressed... But well, I just hope my effort will be worth it.. Wish me Luck! ;)

It's been a long module... - 

jazzi craved @ 11:45 PM

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Friday, April 14, 2006

-*- Nara a.k.a Song Hui Qiao a.k.a Burger a.k.a Paedophilic Witch
a.k.a WW2 Female Fighter, lastly a.k.a Christine Chen Hui Qing....  
Singapore (April 14, 2006) - The rampant postings by many bloggers all over the world of un-glam pictures of "Christine Chen Huiqing", who is known to be lying about her age being 16, has obviously exposed the many faces of her (mostly un-glam, but let's not be so mean).

Above: Burger-ed. The latest sighting of her newly-exposed (un-glam) face can is on Daniel's blog (click for link).

Many a time, the mutiple-personality individual has threatened to take the lives of many many many involved in this unfortunate event. The named targets include Mr. C.K Tan, Ms J.Z Xu (alias: Zee), Mr Daniel, Ms Mabel (alias: Maboul) and many others. However, there has been no reported casualty, which may indicate to the public that her threats are but empty ones.

"She has short term memory," an undisclosed best friend said.

That may be so, but public should still be warned of such mutiple-personality character. Her real identity may have been disclosed before, but no one can be sure. However, it can be sure that she belongs to a lower height-range (see below).

Above: "It reads 154.25 anyway" (Special thanks to a reliable source).

"Christine" has also been reported to be caught in an indecent act (see below). She has allegedly traumatised the young prey, when she tried to hit on the victim in KBox Clementi room 28. The victim, only named as "Eden", 16, is now said to be in slow and torturous recovery, due to the shock of the event.

Above: It happened on April 10, 2006. The victim had been singing in Room 28, Kbox Clementi when it happened. Victim, "Eden", is now in recovery.

Many speculations have been going around regarding the real identity of "Christine", but there has not been a concrete report as to who she really is, or in which era she was born in. Could it be World War II?

Above: A World War II photo of "Christine", who is said to be a World War II Female Fighter.

Her real identity? Or yet another façade? Speculations are all over town, and many are perturbed with the existence of such a character. Public be warned of "Christine Chen Huiqing", who goes by many more aliases that it is impossible to keep track.

(The above report is based on many reliable sources, which are quoted, as well as informal interviews. Pictures in the report have come from many sources. However, the level of truth in the report, or in any of the photos, cannot be verified fully. The reporter is not liable for any discrepancies between the report and reality whatsoever. Readers should read with discretion.)

Nara a.k.a Song Hui Qiao a.k.a Burger a.k.a Paedophilic Witch
a.k.a WW2 Female Fighter, lastly a.k.a Christine Chen Hui Qing.... - 

jazzi craved @ 4:21 AM

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Sunday, April 09, 2006

-*- OMG! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!  
If this is who I think it is...



OMG OMG OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

I'm deeply disturbed.

Is it really YOU????

*very very disturbed*

OMG! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!! - 

jazzi craved @ 3:48 AM

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

-*- My Europe trip!  
I dreamt that I was in Europe!!! Already!!! Goodness me!! Anyway the dream quite surreal, and yet, it's as if I was really there... The kind of dream that you actually experience the "feelings"...

First weird thing, Dajie was there... Looks like if I can, I won't leave her out of good things like that.. :) The whole family was there la.. Very happy.. ;)

Anyway, another weird thing is we got on this coach like thingie but we called it a "plane".. But inside of the coach-plane, it's amazingly huge... It's like those typical coaches with those inclineable chairs... But it has majorly huge space for aisles! Three rows of double-seats and the aisles are like more than a metre wide! A bit longer than the length of a typical tourist coach as well... With a toilet at the back.. Then in the middle of the coach-plane thingie there was a space where there's a coffee table, heheh and we had our McDonald's there!! *sheepish*

The coach-plane was, to my "consciousness", heading Europe.. We were all so excited! Because despite the extremely spacious coach-plane thingie, there isn't a lot of people on board! And we were all very happy, because we are actually quite worried that my parents will be uncomfortable in the coaches.. They are not used to sitting in coaches, my dad's legs are long and my mum's legs will hurt if she doesn't move enough.. ANYWAY, so the place was damn spacious..

AND AND AND the plane has this AltaR!!! But the altar like very futuristic!! Instead of plain having the usual Tablet and the incense pot (don't know if you called it that), it has this TV that has VIDEOS playing!!! And don't ask me, but it's the altar of my third paternal aunt's husband (erm, he passed away right before Chinese New Year..), but yet, they play videos of all my aunts in the different weddings and different events. I have no idea why I could ever dream of things like that, but I did.. Maybe it's like from the memory of my aunts when I was little.. Hehe.. But I was super amazed with the altar man! HAha I just stood and watched for a very long time...

Then a lot of things happened, but in brief, we actually had stopovers to buy Mac and stuff, we ate our Mac and my bro-in-law got diarrhoea etc etc.. Can't remember clearly..

But the thing that I remember the most clearly.. After I decided to settle down, I was looking out of the window.. And then suddenly I realised that we're flying (yes, it's still a plane) very low, but yet, we're in the tops of the mountains.. And then suddenly, we're lowering down to a railway track!! I secretly suspect it was a scene from Polar Express!! hahahahha anyway, so I was panicking when we were lowering, and then there was the landing of plane feeling, you know, the bump onto the runway, then the loud sound of resistant air? Ya that.. Damn lame, the "bump" even had the sounds of hitting against the rail tracks!! *CLINK* HAHAHAH Then like an UFO, the "plane" floated along the tracks.. not on the tracks, but distinctively above it, but guided by it..

And finally we reached a destination!!! And my whole family went crazy! We just ran into the new place!!! It felt like a boat... Hahahah quite a few levels to the place.. But it's all enclosed.. Like no sunlight or proper "outside".. And guess what! That's when I realised it was a SPACE STATION!!! You know, the kinds that spaceships go for petrol?? It damn rocks la!! The place was actually for tourists like us as well!! But we were chased out by the people, because "it wasn't our destination yet"!! *earth-shattering* *tschong tschong* *melodramatic gasp* So we were chased out, but we stole something from there.. Hahaha Some stupid glittery xmas decors.. So lame..

And then when my family and I got back to our plane (or maybe space craft?? hmmm...), FU VIN VIN called me.. Haiz... Stupid VINVIN cut short my trip to Europe...

Hehe.. Luckily I'm going for real in May!! WHooooohooo!!! Heh...*excited* hee...

My Europe trip! - 

jazzi craved @ 4:59 PM

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-*- Johari Window  
HEyho! Was bored a while ago, so started the Johari thing..

Totally forgot about it, until now... So, go ahead and click for moi! Thankies! Muack!

} Zee Johari Window {

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jazzi craved @ 1:05 AM

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Monday, April 03, 2006

-*- Tag, I'm it.  
From Zarn's blog.

What were you doing ten years ago?

Hanging out with ****** Six (haah too embarassing to mention our "group name"), having Cup noodles in the void decks, or Wanton mee and Ice Lemon Tea (ice lemon tea was so in last time! It's the green tea 10 years ago man!) at block 812 Yishun Ring Road... Playing the fake ouija on paper at the void decks with the entire group of people... Going in super late for all the damn remedial lessons.. Damn those were great days!

Five Songs Which You Know All The Lyrics Right Off Your Head Now

Coco Lee - Mei Li De Ben Nv Ren
F.I.R - Ai De Li Liang
Elmo song
Beauty and the Beast
Gwen Stefani - Harujuku Girls (hahah bimbo song I know, but I like)

Five Things You Would Do If You Were A Millionaire

Invest to earn another few Billions
Give everyone I love about million each (more to the ones I love more, obviously)
Then start a small business to kill time...
While shopping everyday, employing a full time image consultant to revamp my wardrobe every three months (this is my ultimate dream... and for that, I shall give up my last thing-I-would-do)

Five Bad Habits

I am always late.
I procrastinate.
I like to poke my pimples.
I hate to think intellectually.
I like to sleep a lot. All day.

Five Things You Like Doing

Shopping
Sleeping
Going out with Fu VinVin
Watching US sitcoms and dramas and Taiwan dramas and variety shows
KTV-ing
Driving (Okkay, I cheated, but I really love driving too!)

Five Things You Will Never Wear, Buy Or Get New Again?

Scrunchies
Kiddish bras
Braces (I don't know how that got into my mind..)
Platform shoes
Nose ring

Five Favourite Toys/Things

All my HRC Bears
All my earrings, on my swirlie swirlie!
My diamond ring from Fu VinVin
My diamond set from Daddy Mummy last year
My newly bought LVs!!

You're IT

Fu VinVin
Nara
Whoever who wants to leech

Tag, I'm it. - 

jazzi craved @ 2:57 AM

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